JoJo
Not Even A Bunny Bunny
Say "douglas". "Doug-las."
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Post by JoJo on May 2, 2005 23:22:07 GMT -5
I've heard that one!
you might've heard this one, but i'm going to tell it anyway.
There was a girl on a beach, with no arms and no legs. A man walked by, and she asked him, "Will you hug me? I've never been hugged before." So he gave her a hug and walked on. Another man walked by and she asked him, "Will you kiss me? I've never been kissed before." So he gave her a kiss and continued down the beach. Another man walked by, and she said, "Will you screw me? I've never been screwed before." So he picked her up, threw her in the ocean and said, "You're screwed."
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Post by Eternal Life on May 3, 2005 18:52:00 GMT -5
funny! but EEEEWWW cat that first one was wrong.
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Post by munkeydung on May 3, 2005 20:57:46 GMT -5
HANNAH TELL MORE NOW
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Post by Eternal Life on May 3, 2005 21:34:42 GMT -5
ALL OF YOU TELL MORE JOKES NOW! please.
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Post by munkeydung on May 4, 2005 20:12:52 GMT -5
I dun know any
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Post by Eternal Life on May 4, 2005 21:01:33 GMT -5
tell them any ways or... I'll have to tell some of my jokes... and then you'll all be sorry...
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JoJo
Not Even A Bunny Bunny
Say "douglas". "Doug-las."
Posts: 267
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Post by JoJo on May 5, 2005 18:31:44 GMT -5
You don't want to hear the jokes I have. And the ones that are funny are the ones you've already heard.
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Post by Eternal Life on May 7, 2005 23:49:02 GMT -5
ok then i will tell my jokes.
Why did the kleenex start to dance?
BECAUSE IT FOUND THE BOOGEY!
See? i warned you.
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JoJo
Not Even A Bunny Bunny
Say "douglas". "Doug-las."
Posts: 267
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Post by JoJo on May 7, 2005 23:52:51 GMT -5
If you really want to hear them I'll tell
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Cat
Not Even A Bunny Bunny
Life sux.
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Post by Cat on May 7, 2005 23:56:52 GMT -5
PLEASE TELL HANNAH!! NO MORE ZOE PLEASE! Lol. joke.
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Post by Eternal Life on May 8, 2005 0:14:58 GMT -5
haha! funny! don't you have any more jokes in that head of yours?
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Cat
Not Even A Bunny Bunny
Life sux.
Posts: 240
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Post by Cat on May 8, 2005 0:22:41 GMT -5
Ya actually I do.
Dnell and ahnnah know this one, told it is ss the other day, (might be slightly different than what i told you guys)
Okay, so there was A blond, brunette, and a red head standing togetehr and talking, they were all pregant so they were tlaking about there unborn babies. The Brunette goes, "I am going to have a girl baby" and the others go, "how do you know that", and she say, "well I was on the bottom." Then the Red head goes," well I am going to have a boy because i was on top". Then the Blonde goes, "o shit" and the brunette and red head go "what?" and the blonde then says, "I am going to have a dog"
HEHEHE!
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Post by Eternal Life on May 8, 2005 0:27:00 GMT -5
HAHAHA! funny!
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Post by God on May 8, 2005 21:25:52 GMT -5
Garrison remembers.
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JoJo
Not Even A Bunny Bunny
Say "douglas". "Doug-las."
Posts: 267
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Post by JoJo on May 8, 2005 23:16:19 GMT -5
There are two girls in an elevator with a really hot guy. The guy is really, incredibly gorgeous, except for one thing. He has terrible dandruff. So the girls walk out of the elevator and one says to the other, "He needs some Head and Shoulders." The other girl says, "How do you give shoulders?"
I've told that one many a-time.
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